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theladyregret:

thewisepickle:

also a great way to punish the unknown break room thief at work.

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We grabbed dinner and a beer, like we always do.

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marbleloveroftveit:

randomfandomconfessions:

littlecoffeemonsters:

youlockedmeinthatbloodylab:

LION KING BLOOPERS

These are actual bloopers from the cast while they recording, and they were later animated.

HIGH MUFASA ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH

I needed this in my life.

if you don’t want this on your blog, i’m judging you

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sodamnrelatable:

of-course-its-yaoi:

samgothy:

I can never not reboot this!!!!!! XD

goin for the booty like

More funny stuff

sodamnrelatable:

of-course-its-yaoi:

samgothy:

I can never not reboot this!!!!!! XD

goin for the booty like

More funny stuff

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tillwedrown:

Sleeping Beauty AU - Never meeting Prince Phillip, Aurora sleeps for a hundred years, during which Maleficent comes to the princess in her dreams, teaching her dark secrets and magic spells. At the end of the hundred years a king comes, slays the dragon, and awakens Aurora, who kills him in the marriage bed and takes her place as queen and Maleficent’s chosen heir.

"For a hundred years, I slept. And for a hundred years, she visited me in dreams. Revealing to me secrets no other human could know, teaching me spells that would twist my heart black. I do not know why; perhaps she saw something wicked in me. Perhaps she simply wanted to spite those who had weakened her curse upon me by molding me in her image. But she gave me power, my king. And now so shall you."

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Rude
MAGIC!
1,150 plays
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doctorsilencewillfall:

holy shit this is the best 3D god I’ve ever fucking seen fuck that white line bullshit and learn from this master

doctorsilencewillfall:

holy shit this is the best 3D god I’ve ever fucking seen fuck that white line bullshit and learn from this master

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1. push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise.

2. push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then 10pm, then 9pm. wake up in the morning feeling re-energized and comfortable.

3. erase processed food from your diet. start with no lollies, chips, biscuits, then erase pasta, rice, cereal, then bread. use the rule that if a child couldn’t identify what was in it, you don’t eat it.

4. get into the habit of cooking yourself a beautiful breakfast. fry tomatoes and mushrooms in real butter and garlic, fry an egg, slice up a fresh avocado and squirt way too much lemon on it. sit and eat it and do nothing else.

5. stretch. start by reaching for the sky as hard as you can, then trying to touch your toes. roll your head. stretch your fingers. stretch everything.

6. buy a 1L water bottle. start with pushing yourself to drink the whole thing in a day, then try drinking it twice.

7. buy a beautiful diary and a beautiful black pen. write down everything you do, including dinner dates, appointments, assignments, coffees, what you need to do that day. no detail is too small.

8. strip your bed of your sheets and empty your underwear draw into the washing machine. put a massive scoop of scented fabric softener in there and wash. make your bed in full.

9. organise your room. fold all your clothes (and bag what you don’t want), clean your mirror, your laptop, vacuum the floor. light a beautiful candle.

10. have a luxurious shower with your favourite music playing. wash your hair, scrub your body, brush your teeth. lather your whole body in moisturiser, get familiar with the part between your toes, your inner thighs, the back of your neck.

11. push yourself to go for a walk. take your headphones, go to the beach and walk. smile at strangers walking the other way and be surprised how many smile back. bring your dog and observe the dog’s behaviour. realise you can learn from your dog.

12. message old friends with personal jokes. reminisce. suggest a catch up soon, even if you don’t follow through. push yourself to follow through.

14. think long and hard about what interests you. crime? sex? boarding school? long-forgotten romance etiquette? find a book about it and read it. there is a book about literally everything.

15. become the person you would ideally fall in love with. let cars merge into your lane when driving. pay double for parking tickets and leave a second one in the machine. stick your tongue out at babies. compliment people on their cute clothes. challenge yourself to not ridicule anyone for a whole day. then two. then a week. walk with a straight posture. look people in the eye. ask people about their story. talk to acquaintances so they become friends.

16. lie in the sunshine. daydream about the life you would lead if failure wasn’t a thing. open your eyes. take small steps to make it happen for you.

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MUSIC TO INFLUENCE YOU TO WRITE
Feel like you need a song to influence you to write a scene or character? Here are a list of Playlists and Songs you can listen to to get you going!
HAPPY BASED
When Everything is Wrong and you need a pick-me-up
a bunch of songs that make me Legit Happy!!
Carried Away
Stutter
 Some Days they Taste Like Lemonade
Picking Up the Pieces
Keep Your Head Up
It’s Time to Begin, isn’t it?
Endless Cheesin
Free Yourself
Undertone
SEX SCENES
lets do it (lets fall in love); a playlist for an old-fashioned love affair
Songs to fuck to
Between Two Points
Erotic Moments
 Nice and Slow
Breathe My Name
We Had a Promise Made
The Only Sex Playlist
Skin & Bones
A Forever Love
SAD SCENES/ HEARTBREAK
Hello My Old Heart
Shelter
See all my dreams die
We All Feel Lost Sometimes
Whispers Wasted in the Sand
Time to Study
One of those Sad Days
Sad Sad Songs
Goodnight Moon
When I Run Through the Deep Dark Forrest
PSYCHOPATHIC CHARACTER/SUSPENSE SCENE
[MADNESS;] | a playlist to get in the insane muse for your character
The Devil Within Digital Daggers
Villains and Demons
 Lose Your Soul
Savage Desires
I’ll Be Dead Before the Day is Done
A Killer’s Symphony
Murder He Says
A Boy’s Best Friend
In a Stranger’s Dream
BADASS CHARACTERS/ACTION-FIGHT SCENE
Not Your Regular Damsel in Distress
Biting Down
Light it Up
This is it, the Apocalypse
I Pretend I’m a Bad Ass
There is No Reconciliation
Shit to Fuck Shit Up to
Run
Let’s Go Hunting
Cancel the Apocalypse
Red Lipstick and a Black Jacket
INSTRUMENTAL/ CALM 
Breathe
The Light Shines Through
Dreamland
Floating
When in France
Sing Me to Sleep
Violin at the Movies
À la dérive
Home is where your heart it is
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»»>FANMIXES
HANNIBAL
My Game my Rules
Wicked
The Devil is in the Details
The Pale Horse
Excellent Taste
Kill Run
Where is My Mind?
Psychosoma
Nothing Here is Vegetarian
Help
BBC SHERLOCK
An Absence of You
I Misbehave
Something Lonely in the Bone
I’m not a Psychopath… 
Thank You, Johann Sebastian Bach
Dying From These Exist Wounds
You Put the Devil in Me
Study and Investigate
Fist Kisses and Love Bites
Sorrow Waited Sorrow Won
SUPERNATURAL
Lost Boy
You the Moon
Taller Than God
A Very Supernatural Roadtrip
I Call This One “the Blue Steel”
Driver Picks the Music, Shotgun Shuts his Cakehole!
Bad Blood
An Angry Blade
Wow Just Smash Your Mouths Together
Fury is Coming
The Sacrifice
I’d love to add more (music and fandoms) but let’s just give you this for now! Happy Listening! 
ALSO: These (obviously) are not my fanmixes/playlists so give some props to the people who made it! They would love it! Also, if you see your playlist on here and would like it removed, tell me! Thank you!

fuckingtomatoes:

MUSIC TO INFLUENCE YOU TO WRITE

Feel like you need a song to influence you to write a scene or character? Here are a list of Playlists and Songs you can listen to to get you going!

HAPPY BASED

SEX SCENES

SAD SCENES/ HEARTBREAK

PSYCHOPATHIC CHARACTER/SUSPENSE SCENE

BADASS CHARACTERS/ACTION-FIGHT SCENE

INSTRUMENTAL/ CALM 

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»»>FANMIXES

HANNIBAL

BBC SHERLOCK

SUPERNATURAL


I’d love to add more (music and fandoms) but let’s just give you this for now! Happy Listening! 

ALSO: These (obviously) are not my fanmixes/playlists so give some props to the people who made it! They would love it! Also, if you see your playlist on here and would like it removed, tell me! Thank you!

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killyouranxiety:

a really excellent way to reduce anxiety is to pick up a new hobby. find something you’re interested in, learn it, then use it as a healthy and productive way to cope.

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